Damn you, Max Brod!

Jul 22

KafkaLiterature, TWAK, humor, random 6 Comments

If you had burned those papers per my instruction, I wouldn’t have to write this and those geriatrics wouldn’t be getting rich off my toilet paper.  Really, twenty-first century?  Toilet paper?  What do you do with erroneous manuscripts, throw them in the trash?

Also, stop fucking using the term “kafkaesque.”  All of you.

Look at me, I reference everything slightly esoteric as “kafkaesque,” I’m so literary-chic because I made a Kafka reference.

You aren’t.

God damn you, Max Brod.

6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Nathan Tyree
    Jul 22, 2010 @ 14:23:13

    Damn you Franz! Stay dead, why don’t you

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  2. Jon Catron
    Jul 22, 2010 @ 14:28:41

    Mmmmm literary genius scribbled on Shit Paper.
    I think I may have an erection thinking about that.
    Also? Seeing the daughters of the secretary of Max Brod giving the finger to the Isreali (or, really, *any*) Government makes me giggle until I almost pass out.

    Go Go Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.

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    Kafka Reply:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 9:18 am

    @Jon Catron, You will learn the word “Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation” as the Harrow writes it in your body. Deeper and deeper.

    Nathan Tyree will feed you rice.

    Seriously, Franz Kafka wants you to know that it is dangerous to jerk-off with a noose.

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  3. Valerie
    Jul 23, 2010 @ 07:13:43

    i blame israel.

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    Kafka Reply:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 am

    @Valerie, I know, right? I die, Hitler massacres my people and now Israel wants to rape and pillage my sketchbook toilet paper as their “heritage.”

    Being Kafka is tough.

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